ARS A COMMONS - Our Parliament Building.
ART ATTACK - Extremely perturbed, as in "Don't tell Sharon, she'll have an art attack."
ARST - Past tense of ask. "Jordan, I must've arst ya free fazzund times to clear up yer room."
BANNSA - A person employed to deny access or eject troublemakers at a club.
"Dave's got izself a job as a bannsa."
BANTY - A chocolate and coconut snack bar.
BAVE - To wash oneself.
BOAF - The two. "Oi Dave, ooja fancy most, Sharon or Tracy?" "Boaf" is the reply.
BRANSATCH - Motor racing circuit in Kent.
CANCEL - Administrative body of a town. "Darren, wive ad annuvva letter from the cancel."
CANTAFIT - Fake, as in money.
CHOONA - An edible fish purchased in a tin and usually prepared with mayonnaise.
CORT A PANDA - A big hamburger (smaller than an arf panda)
to be continued....................
2007-03-23 00:26:13 · 16 answers · asked by samthedog 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's more cockney accent than Chav speak, maybe you should have a rethink.
2007-03-23 00:30:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Nuffink wrong wiv any of dat. S'ow 'arlow people tork innit. S'really good fun ter play spot the Chav up the tahn on a Sat'day mawning.
2007-03-23 00:31:25 · answer #2 · answered by Del Piero 10 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I found myself going into a south London accent whilst reading it, so not sure on the 'Chav' side of it, made me laugh though!
2007-03-23 00:34:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can I hear bow bells or ar ya extractin da urin.
2007-03-23 00:33:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
how is that chav? you get chavs all around the country not just in London
2007-03-23 03:07:09 · answer #5 · answered by MUTLEY 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HA HA! these are good, but the first one should be ASSS A COMMUNS!
Well dun keep um cummin!
2007-03-23 00:31:37 · answer #6 · answered by Smoochy Poochy 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
AH, AH, LMAO, can't wait for the next instalment!
2007-03-23 00:30:02 · answer #7 · answered by Dogs'r'us 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice One ...gave me a smile
2007-03-23 00:29:18 · answer #8 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How much do chavs pay for their shampoo ?
Panten !
2007-03-23 03:30:34 · answer #9 · answered by Joe Ninety 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
haha lol that is sooooo true, why do they speak like that, I will; never understand what they say, but thanks to your dictionary, its sure gunna help when a chav is talking to me lol
2007-03-23 00:31:19 · answer #10 · answered by crazyicklepwincess 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋