An itchy, twitchy ****.
2007-03-22 23:48:45 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
It reminds me of George Carlin who said that a woman told him she had a yeast problem and so he asked her if she could bake him a loaf of bread!
2007-03-23 00:01:04 · answer #1 · answered by dirkthesmirk 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
What do you get when you cross a anorexic with yeast infection and a hamburger?
A quarter-pounder with cheese
2007-03-22 23:52:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A crumby singer
that loafs around waiting for his next raise.
and
who likes to hang out with cakey bakey tarts.
2007-03-22 23:59:24 · answer #3 · answered by satnee2003 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've drunk about half a bottle of wine tonight and that made me laugh!!!
2007-03-22 23:55:38 · answer #4 · answered by Helen B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good
2007-03-22 23:51:19 · answer #5 · answered by kit 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i can't stand billy ray cyrus, he can't sing, can't dance....was just a one-hit wonder....yikes!
2007-03-22 23:51:45 · answer #6 · answered by an_articulate_soul 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
nice mix of pun and crudeness....thumbs up
2007-03-23 01:14:52 · answer #7 · answered by anthony c 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO *coughs* *choke*
*falls over*
2007-03-22 23:55:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2007-03-22 23:53:27 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol nice
2007-03-23 00:05:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋