There were four 80 year old men playing golf. One complained the hills were to high. The second complained the bunkers were too deep. The third said the holes were too wide. The fourth one said 'Shut up! At least we're still on the right side of the grass!'
Broken promises don't upset me. I just think 'Why did they believe me?'
Six stages of married life:
1: Tri-weekly
2: Try weekly
3: Try weakly
4. Try oysters
5: Try anything
6: Try to remember
A man took his wife to the doctors. After a short examination the doctor said 'Your wife's mind has completely gone!'. To which the man replied 'I'm not surprised. She's been giving a piece of it to me every day for the past 25 years!'
2007-03-22 23:29:23 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Funny stuff :0)
2007-03-22 23:33:11 · answer #1 · answered by MJ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-03-23 07:25:34 · answer #2 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny :-)
2007-03-23 06:33:26 · answer #3 · answered by stoutseun69 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very funny.
2007-03-23 06:41:07 · answer #4 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-03-23 07:03:17 · answer #5 · answered by Me 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ok
2007-03-23 06:44:30 · answer #6 · answered by sweetie 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋