A blonde goes for a job interview in an office. The interviewer decides to start with the basics. "So, miss, can you tell us your age, please?"
The blonde counts carefully on her fingers for about 30 seconds before replying "Ehhhh .. 22!".
The interviewer tries another straightforward one to break the ice. "And can you tell us your height, please?".
The young lady stands up and produces a measuring tape from her handbag. She then traps one end under her foot and extends the tape to the top of her head. She checks the measurement and announces "Five foot two!".
This isn't looking good so the interviewer goes for the real basics. "And ehh, just to confirm for our records, your name please?"
The blonde bobs her head from side to side for about twenty seconds, mouthing something silently to herself, before replying "Mandy!".
2007-03-22 22:15:27 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The interviewer is completely baffled at this stage, so he asks "Just out of curiosity, miss. We can understand your counting on your fingers to work out your age, and the measuring tape for your height is obvious, but what were you doing when we asked you your name?"
"Ohh that!", replies the blonde, "That's just me running through 'Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you....' ".
2007-03-22 22:16:13 · update #1
your good girl i will try to keep up with you but it looks hard work out here lol 10/10
2007-03-23 04:53:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
It's funny in a stupid kind of way.
I wonder why people like to make jokes out of blonde babes these days. First the commercial and now this? Haha......The blonde craze has gone wild!
2007-03-23 05:20:45 · answer #2 · answered by angela_angie2nd 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Now thats what i call a joke, brilliant, 10/10 + star, must be the Irish in you, Good job you got your tool bar back, ha ha
2007-03-23 07:12:32 · answer #3 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have still heard that joke but I really find it funny... I always enjoy the jokes about blonde. And if you like it too just visit the french website : www.mydelire.com
2007-03-23 05:22:16 · answer #4 · answered by aurored80 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Cute
2007-03-23 07:29:03 · answer #5 · answered by Love always, Kortnei 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love blond jokes! That was quite funny even though i've heard it before.
2007-03-23 06:05:05 · answer #6 · answered by JennieRose 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, thats good for a blonde joke!
2007-03-23 05:19:05 · answer #7 · answered by Saz 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Wonderful joke mate. Luv ya!
2007-03-23 05:19:09 · answer #8 · answered by Robin 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
VERY GOOD
i like blonde jokes
2007-03-23 05:18:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hehe! Funny!! x
2007-03-23 07:26:13 · answer #10 · answered by Me 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋