2007-03-22 21:36:45 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Sports ➔ Golf
If it isn't a universal law I wouldn't mind if it was. Because the only game of "golf" I play is on the pool or snooker tables. There are only six-holes, and the walk around the greens is a lot shorter.
Other advantages are: Closer to the men's room, within arms reach of a tall cool one, watching babes play on other tables, closer to the men's room, within arms reach of a tall cool one, watching babes play on other tables, did I mention closer to the men's room, etc.
White vinyl belts? No, but I don't look good in suspenders either.
2007-03-23 02:34:16 · answer #1 · answered by Jay9ball 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Given that this is a somewhat rhetorical question, In what I hope is a humorous vein. Yes and not only the white vinyl belt....but you are required to wear Plus fours made with polyester and suspenders to actually hold your pants up) The belt does nothing but look good. lol Oh and don't forget the sandals.
2007-03-23 00:14:48 · answer #2 · answered by wbaker777 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You'll be lucky if the vinyl belt is the worst part of your outfit.
Consider varicose vein socks, diapers, suspenders and a belt, cap with sun flaps, giant bifocals, bib.
Playing golf when you retire is fun and a good way to irritate young people, hit on the cart girl, eat junk food at the club house, and pee in the woods.
2007-03-23 02:01:41 · answer #3 · answered by valdez715 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
No. Golf is only mandatory if you can't play shuffleboard, and happen to own a pair of tartan bermuda shorts with red suspenders. White vinyl belts are optional. Also, you must have a baseball cap that says "Florida" on it.
2007-03-23 07:45:47 · answer #4 · answered by cottagstan 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well I am sorry to say that it is in fact a requirement. It was in the fine print of your AARP membership. However, it does not specify the attire that must be worn. Might I suggest skipping the Vinyl belt and going with perhaps a chiffon or taffeta gown. You can pretend you are a southern belle strolling over the hills of your plantation. Don't forget your parasol. :-)
2007-03-23 06:28:58 · answer #5 · answered by smilesfromred 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
skip the white vinyl belts...most of the tour players are wearing dyed exotic skin belts now anyway...and nope no law saying you have to play golf when you retire...but its a good reason for over the hill ,overgrown athletes(armchair athletes count too) to wear argyle sweaters and socks , lime green, pink and baby blue polos and smoke faux cuban cigars...(btw great lob up there valdez!)
2007-03-23 15:55:30 · answer #6 · answered by doingitright44 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gorky, do you remember Paine Stewart? He seemed like such a fun guy. I picture you as being similar to him. Forget the white vinyl belt, pal. Let's see some leg! You must wear a kilt.
2007-03-23 06:14:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anne Teak 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't play golf. Problem solved.
2007-03-23 07:15:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
In your case we allow people to play shuffleboard, but you have too wear shorts pulled up to your armpits. (with black socks on and sandels)
2007-03-22 21:48:45 · answer #9 · answered by Carl P 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Are they platform shoes???? A vinyl mini would reallly make the statement.........Miss F Only if your name is Leisure Larry and you are rin the LAND OF lOUNGING lIZZARDS..Sorry I am old..........The Prof
2016-03-29 00:44:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋