WHAT DO U THINK OF THIS?
Wild life (The Tiger)
A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to
consummate
their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, "I have a
confession to make, I'm not a virgin."
The husband replies, "That's no big thing in this day and age."
The wife continues, "Yeah, I've been with one guy."
"Oh yeah? Who was the guy?"
"Tiger Woods."
"Tiger Woods, the golfer?"
"Yeah."
"Well, he's rich, famous and handsome. I can see why you went to bed
with
him."
The husband and wife then make passionate love.
When they are done, the husband gets up and walks to the telephone.
"What are you doing?" asks the wife.
The husband says, "I'm hungry, I was going to call room service and get
something to eat."
"Tiger wouldn't do that."
"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"
"He'd come back to bed and do it a second time."
The husband puts down the phone and goes back to bed to make love a
second
time.
When they finish, he gets up and goes over to the phone. "Now what are
you
doing?" she asks.
The husband says, "I'm still hungry so I was going to get room service
to
get something to eat."
"Tiger wouldn't do that."
"O yeah? What would Tiger do?"
"He'd come back to bed and do it again."
The guy slams down the phone, goes back to bed, and makes love one more
time.
When they finish he's tired and beat. He drags himself over to the
phone
and starts to dial.
The wife asks, "Are you calling room service?"
"No! I thought I would call Tiger Woods to find out what the par is for
this hole."
2007-03-22 21:33:18 · 9 answers · asked by Katey 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thats a good joke keep it coming
2007-03-22 21:43:44 · answer #1 · answered by awana 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Quite good, yes. I have read this one in a FHM magazine once.
2007-03-23 04:44:26 · answer #2 · answered by The Desert Bird 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats clever....love it
2007-03-23 04:37:55 · answer #3 · answered by mary L 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol
2007-03-23 04:48:36 · answer #4 · answered by hpz ftw 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Great joke it deserves a star. Thanks for the laughter.
2007-03-23 05:18:58 · answer #5 · answered by Gianna M 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one.
2007-03-23 04:41:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny !!
2007-03-27 04:10:51 · answer #7 · answered by shreys 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
now THAT'S funny !!!
2007-03-23 04:39:02 · answer #8 · answered by south_texas_herper 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha!!!!!!!!! great 10/10!!!!!!!!!
2007-03-23 04:44:25 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋