2007-03-22 20:50:27 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I'm pregnant...
My reply: (cricket cricket)
2007-03-22 20:54:47 · answer #1 · answered by BadKarma 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Back in April of 1992, the traffic reporter, Jim Williams, on KRAK radio in Sacramento, CA, gave his traffic report and then "signed off." The DJ, Joey Mitchell, came on and said that Jim forgot to turn off his mike and we'd listen to what Jim was doing while he thought he was off-air. Jim apparently pulled up to a drive through and tried to order breakfast. The speaker had a lot of static and the kid taking the order kept getting the order wrong. Jim was getting madder and madder. It was soooo funny. When I heard the gunfire, I knew we'd been had.
2007-03-22 21:07:08 · answer #2 · answered by Elldabee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
Dyslexics of the world, Untie!
Humpty Dumpty was pushed.
If ignorance is bliss, then tourists are in a constant state of euphoria.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Who is "General Failure" and why is he reading my hard disk?
What's another word for Thesaurus?
I sleep better at night knowing that scientists can clone sheep.
10,000 sperm and you were the fastest!
You couldn't get a clue if it was clue mating season
in a field of horny clues
if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance!
(Sorry, I couldn't pick just one +)+
2007-03-22 21:56:06 · answer #3 · answered by gigiemilu 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hillary for president
2007-03-22 21:00:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
In church there was 2 occasions.
-The one guy prayed "Lord of isaac, abaraham and lincoln" (instead of Isaac abaraham adn Jacob or whatever bible name)
-The one guy prayed "Lord let our praises be a sweet smelling nostrill to your ear (instead of sweet smelling savor to your nostril)
I know its not tha funny but in church everyone was nodding with agreeing and I was laughing....
2007-03-22 22:06:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That Rosie O'Donnell is a woman.
2007-03-22 20:56:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My burmese friends ate monkey poop!
they said its a good stuff more like an herb....
2007-03-22 20:56:06 · answer #7 · answered by Crissy M 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Monkeys can't sell bananas.
2007-03-22 21:49:16 · answer #8 · answered by linda_on_squirrellakerd 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Republicans are always complaining that government is incompetent and inefficient. And whenever they get elected, they prove it." -- Bill Maher
2007-03-22 21:06:44 · answer #9 · answered by AZ123 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
im sweating like a priest at daycare.
2007-03-22 20:52:59 · answer #10 · answered by melissa 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋