The things kids say to make you laugh!!?

Question

What are some of the funniest things that you have heard children say?

Answer 1

We were playing Catch Phrase, a game in which you have to descibe something without saying to words.
For example if the word was baseball you could not say base or ball but could say it is a sport played on a field.
Anyway, my daughter who is 7 gave this clue........it is something man gives a woman when she gets pregnant!

It was a wedding ring! lol


Another time I was in the store with a friend and my kids and my other daughter was maybe 5 at the time and saw a pair of toy handcuffs and said.......MOM, U HAVE THOSE ON THE BACK OF UR BED!
This guy a few feet away did everything he could to keep from laughing but I still had to put everything down and walk out of the store. I was sooo embarrassed!

Answer 2

My three year old niece is really smart and cheeky. She is always finding ways to get her older brothers (he's six) attention whether it be bad or good she just wants his attention. At the dinner table the other night we were all sitting quietly eating our meals, all of a sudden Ebony (my niece) said "butt crack" she didn't say it to anyone in particular, just out loud. Her brother went berserk, first telling her not to say it then she said it again and again, just to stir the pot. You could tell she was fascinated with his response and loving every bit of the attention she was now getting.
It will never cease to amaze me at how terribly clever she is, i do find it a little disturbing the amount of joy she gets out of angering him. The issue was dealt with appropriately though, after all the giggling was done (on my part).

Answer 3

My 3 yr old daughter came out of the bathroom the other day wearing a pair of her 10 yr old sister's panties ... actually she was gripping one side of the undies while the other side hung low, leaving one cheek of her ... southern exposure ... in the breeze.

Any way, she comes into the kitchen and started dancing and singing "Don't you wish your girlfriend was a freak like me"...

Answer 4

you never really expect them to grow up so quickly... one minute my 2 11-12 yr old cousins are saying how disgusting and irritating boys are to them the next thing i know they comming to me and telling me their 'little secrets' like a boy tried to give a kiss while everyone was sleeping or watching tv... they both fighting over the same guy (like as in sharing him.. he's ones guy then the next he's the others and back again)

i just laugh at them coz the blush so easily at that age especially since she started telling me about her 'boyfriend'..

Answer 5

Our 4 year old son was really interested in skeletons so we bought him one. My husband was putting our son to bed one night and came out of the bedroom giggling. I asked him what was so funny, our son had asked him why he had a girl skeleton instead of a boy one, my husband explained that there isn't a bone in his boy parts, to this he replied, it feels like there is.

Answer 6

ediotic things
one child in the painting classes drew a sun with two eyes,a huge nose and a mouth. i asked him who it is,he said this is u.

Answer 7

I once had a child describe his adventure swimming and how he had swum out to the "Booby." (He meant buoy.)

Answer 8

giv e it up for the butta heads yall.

Answer 9

not funny but quite embarassing...my baby cousin is two and he is breast fed, and he mentioned in fornt of my family that my brother is also breatfed...(referring to his gf).......he turned beet red...most embarassing moment in his life!!! ...i mean our grandparents were there...

Answer 10

Boobies... oh, you said children; nevermind.