Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. The Lord comes and says "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men that were dominated by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St Peter."
Said and done, the next time The Lord looked the women are gone and there are two lines. The line of the men that were dominated by their women was 100 miles long, and in the line of men that dominated their women, there was only one man.
The Lord got mad and said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons that stood up and made me proud. Learn from him! Tell them my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?"
And the man replied, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here"
2007-03-22 20:29:14 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good one lol.
2007-03-22 20:33:25 · answer #1 · answered by richard_beckham2001 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lol 10/10 x
2007-03-22 21:44:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The basketball practice was finally over.
Mr Smith: Let's pack up and call it a day.
Students: A DAY!!!
Mr Smith stared at his students.
Mr Smith: I meant that the practice is over.We can call it a day.
Students: A DAY!!!
Mr Smith: Hmph!!! Let's just pack up.
2007-03-22 20:38:54 · answer #3 · answered by Fury2800 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha that was a nice one... i jus want to share one thing is if a husband does wht his wife tells is not because of fear or domination why dont u forget the term love...most hubbies obey their wives only bcos of love not for anything else
2007-03-22 20:37:49 · answer #4 · answered by jerk_2007 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
AN OLD ONE
but still brings a smile
thank-you
2007-03-22 20:33:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL LOL Man you are good. Cant wait to rub that one in my husbands face.
2007-03-22 20:35:23 · answer #6 · answered by THE mommy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here's one for you...
A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday.
They arrive at the club and the doorman says, “Hey, Dave! How ya doin’?”
His wife is puzzled and asks if he’s been to this club before.
“Oh no,” says Dave. “He’s on my bowling team.”
When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he’d like his usual and brings over a Budweiser.
His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, “How did she know that you drink Budweiser?”
“She’s in the Ladies’ Bowling League, honey. We share lanes with them.”
A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dave, and says “Hi Davey. Want your usual table dance, big boy?”
Dave’s wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.
Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab.
Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her.
He tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it.
She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every name in the book.
The cabby turns his head and says, “Looks like you picked up a real b!tch tonight, Dave.”
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2007-03-22 21:26:52 · answer #7 · answered by ♥Tawnya♥ 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
that was really funny! I was a little depressed b4 I read that joke, thanx for cheering me up! lolololololoolo..
2007-03-22 20:45:55 · answer #8 · answered by nikki 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good joke
2007-03-23 21:17:20 · answer #9 · answered by vanpandy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I saw the punchline coming, but it still made me smile. Thank you.
2007-03-22 22:07:00 · answer #10 · answered by chip2001 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one pmsl 10/10
2007-03-22 21:50:20 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋