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You see, I have this burning, itching feeling when I urinate.
Its been going on quite some time, and I am not sure what to do about it.

2007-03-22 20:16:05 · 17 answers · asked by hecatemother 3 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

17 answers

you have obviously sinned and are being punished. my leg fell off once when i saw an exposed breast on the tv. this was god punishing me. the boys at the local church cleared it up for me right away.

2007-03-23 00:13:36 · answer #1 · answered by Richard J 3 · 0 0

Unless your Pastor did it to you, you need to talk to your Doctor! Why would you discuss this with your Pastor? It sounds like you have Cystitis. It is caused by not cleansing yourself properly after using the toilet. It is caused by wiping the wrong way. It is caused when fecal matter gets into your other private area, and that bacteria gets up in there and rots. So, unless you're a sick puppy, you shouldn't be discussing it with your Pastor. See a Doctor instead.

2007-03-23 03:36:35 · answer #2 · answered by MilkWeed 2 · 0 0

This is probably a Sexually Transmitted Disease caused by frequent fornication and you should talk to your pastor so that he can counsel you on how to better respect the sacred act of sex and how to be forgiven for what you gone and done did girl. And you might want to see a doctor too.
PS. You look pretty pissed off about something in that picture hopefully once this burning goes away you will feel better.

2007-03-23 03:26:55 · answer #3 · answered by David 2 · 2 0

You need to go to the doctor. You're pastor would probably tell you the same thing.

2007-03-23 03:34:54 · answer #4 · answered by tracy211968 6 · 1 0

Unless you had intimate contact with your pastor, I'd suggest you talk to a DOCTOR instead. Actually - talk to the doctor either way.

2007-03-23 03:18:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU DISCUSS THIS WITH YOUR PASTOR? THEY HAVE THIS BUILDING IN YOUR CITY, AND IN THIS BUILDING THERE ARE PLENTY OF PEOPLE WHO WE CALL "DOCTORS". GO SEE ONE
I WONDER IF YOUR PASTOR HAS SO MUCH INFLUENCE OVER THE ENTIRE CONGREGATION, IT MAY ALREADY BE AT THE POINT WHERE YOU HAVE TO HAVE HIS PERMISSION TO GO SEE A DOCTOR

2007-03-23 03:19:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

No, unless your pastor has a medical license.

Go see a doctor, nurse, or other health practitioner.

2007-03-23 03:19:28 · answer #7 · answered by catwomanmeeeeow 6 · 2 0

Go to the doctor.

2007-03-23 03:18:55 · answer #8 · answered by thecooldk 2 · 2 0

Its because you are unclean.Take a bath ,then go see a doctor.<><

2007-03-23 03:22:58 · answer #9 · answered by funnana 6 · 2 0

A doctor instead.

2007-03-23 03:18:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

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