THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES!
There was a blonde woman who was having financial troubles so she
decided to kidnap a child and demand a ransom. She went to a local
park, grabbed a little boy, took him behind a tree and wrote this note.
"I have kidnapped your child. Leave $10,000 in a plain brown bag behind
the big oak tree in the park tomorrow at 7 A.M.
Signed, The Blonde". She pinned the note inside the little boy's jacket
and told him to go straight home.
The next morning, she returned to the park to find the $10,000 in a
brown bag, behind the big oak tree, just as she had instructed.
Inside the bag was the following note... "Here is your money. I cannot
believe that one blonde would do this to another!"
2007-03-22 19:46:45 · 3 answers · asked by shit_starter2006 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's almost not funny, because it's so sad... it's hilarious, but the story itself is sad... I would cry for someone if they were that stupid...
2007-03-22 19:50:44 · answer #1 · answered by sprinkles02 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Blond walking on a path next to a river, she sees another blond on the other side so she yells over." How do I get to the other side?" the other blond looks up and down then yells back " You are on the other side"
2007-03-22 19:52:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Amusing
2007-03-22 19:55:50 · answer #3 · answered by aMUSEd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋