Here is a dirty joke in diguise...?

Question

A first-grade teacher, Ms Neelam (Age 28) was having trouble with one of her students

The teacher asked, ”Boy, what is your problem?”

Boy. answered, “I’m too smart for the first-grade! .My sister is in the third-grade and I’m smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!”

Ms Neelam had enough. She took Boy. to the principal’s office.
While Boy. waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms Neelam he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave.She agreed.

Boy. was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal: “What is 3 x 3?”

Boy.: “9″.

Principal: “What is 6 x 6?”

Boy.: “36″.

And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know. The principal looks at Ms Neelam and tells her, “I think Boy can go to the third-grade.”...(more)

Ms. Neelam says to the principal, “I have some of my own questions."

"Can I ask him?” The principal and Boy both agree.

Ms. Neelam asks, “What does a cow have four of that I have only two of ?"

Boy: after a moment “Legs.”

Ms. Neelam: “What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?”

Boy: “Pockets.”

Ms. Neelam: "What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?"

Boy: "Coconut"

Ms. Neelam: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?" The principal’s eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, Boy. was taking charge.

Boy: "Bubblegum."

Ms. Neelam: "What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?" The principal’s eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer…

Boy: "Shake hands."

Ms. Neelam: Now I will ask some “Who am I” sort of questions, okay?

Boy: "Yep."

Ms. Neelam: "You stick your poles inside me... (more)

"You tie me down to get me up and I get wet before you do?"

Boy.: Tent

Ms. Neelam: "A finger goes in me, you fiddle with me when you’re bored, the best man always has me first?" The Principal was looking restless and bit tense.

Boy: "Wedding Ring."

Ms. Neelam: "I come in many sizes. When I’m not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good?"

Boy: "Nose."

Ms. Neelam: "I have a stiff shaft, my tip penetrates and I come with a quiver?"

Boy: "Arrow."

Ms. Neelam: "What word starts with a ‘F’ and ends in ‘K’ that means lot of heat and excitement?"

Boy: "Firetruck."

Ms. Neelam: "What word starts with a ‘F’ and ends in ‘K’ & if u don’t get it you have to use your hand?"

Boy: "Fork."

Ms. Neelam: "What is it that all men have one of, it’s longer on some men than on others, the pope doesn’t use his and a man gives it to his wife after they’re married?"

Boy: "Surname."

Ms Neelam: "What part of the man has no bones but has muscles and lots of veins... (more)

...likes to pump and is responsible for making love?"

Boy: "HIS HEART!"

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher...

“Send this Boy to Delhi University, I got the last ten questions wrong myself!”

Sorry it took so long to get it all in here, sucks there was a few who thought the first part of "additional details" was the whole joke.

I know it's long but I like it enough to take forever to enter it, hopefully youliked it enough to read the whole thing.

Cheers!

(P.S. yes, I meant disguise not diguise, sorry)

Answer 1

Tell us another....

Answer 2

Principal:"Send this Boy to Delhi University, I got the last ten questions wrong myself!"
this line was the funniest .

Answer 3

Well worth the wait. A joke a day keeps the blues away!

Answer 4

Cute....Very Cute....

I think the boy already graduated from university ... he has a PHD in smart-***...

Thanks for the funny, and it was DEFINITELY worth reading all the way to the end.

Answer 5

Long but frickin hilarious!!!!!I love it an you an that kid are brilliant.I was totaly wrapped.Some people just dont appriciate a good joke anymore but not me i thrive on a great laugh an thank you for todays!

Answer 6

good enough so three guyr r sitting at a tble and the primary man is going, "i consider i've the smallest fingers" after which the moment man is going, "good now that you simply point out that i consider i would have the smallest ft" after which the final man says i consider i've the smallest penis (use dirtier phrases if preferred). so all of them come to a decision to separate up and checkthe global list guide after which all of them come again. the primary man says "i beat the list, i've the smallest fingers" and the moment man says "me too i've the smallest ft." the final men says, "good i checked to look what the list used to be... however WHO THE HELL IS (use title of man tht is a pussy or that u simply hate or has no balls, and so on) ??? u must difficult as you inform it to make it well tho. sry it doesnt rather sound humorous in textual content

Answer 7

Um, did you make this up?
How old are you?
Do you watch channel 94 past 9:00?

Answer 8

You're right it's long. I made it through to the end and thought it was pretty good.

Answer 9

Umm okay...

Still awaiting the rest...

That was funny... not really worth waiting that long for though.

Answer 10

Good one very funny yes a little dirty but very good

Answer 11

Good one there! got everybody thinking what the Principal's was "thinking". Clever!