When the police asked him what happened he replied;
"I dunno it all happened so fast".
2007-03-22 19:40:49 · 8 answers · asked by theanswerman 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
were they teenage mutant ninja turtles?
2007-03-22 19:43:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahahahahaha
I have to tell that one.
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs and crashed to the ground.
After recovering, he slowly climbed the tree again, jumped, and fell to the ground. The turtle tried again and again while a couple of birds sitting on a branch watched his sad efforts.
Finally, the female bird turned to her mate. "Dear," she chirped, "I think it's time to tell him he's adopted."
2007-03-23 02:46:56 · answer #2 · answered by kenmauiphoto 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not really funny cause doesnt quite make a lot of sense
2007-03-23 02:43:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i feel bad for the snail but it was funny
2007-03-23 02:46:33 · answer #4 · answered by timetraveler7000 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd tell ya about the bed but it hasn't been made up yet...
2007-03-23 02:45:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny!
2007-03-23 02:44:30 · answer #6 · answered by sufferingnomad 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha!! that actuly made me laugh out loud!!!
dude
u rock =D
2007-03-23 02:43:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute ... really cute ...
2007-03-23 04:44:15 · answer #8 · answered by south_texas_herper 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋