MAN:
1) Pull up to machine
2) Wind window down
3) Insert ATM card, enter PIN
4) Retrieve cash
5) Drive away
WOMAN:
1) Pull up to machine
2) Open door (too far away from machine)
3) Search through all of the 112 compartments in handbag for ATM card
4) Do make up, apply lipstick, fix hair
5) Insert Card
6) Remove card
7) Insert card the correct way up
8) Search for piece of paper with PIN on it
9) Enter PIN
10) Enter correct PIN
11) Retrieve cash, put in bag
12) Drive off
13) Reverse back to machine
14) Retrieve card
15) Drive three miles away
16) Release hand-brake
2007-03-22 19:25:18 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
you want us to quess the question??
2007-03-22 19:28:59 · answer #1 · answered by Untouchable 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
heard it before. didn't think it was funny then.In fact it's rather sexist.
I guess the women are at an advantage though because they actually retrieve their ATM card.
2007-03-23 02:45:02 · answer #2 · answered by jo 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
then the machine go off for the life time.
2007-03-23 02:30:20 · answer #3 · answered by ton 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Woman
17) put brain in gear
18) take brain out of gear
19) put brain in reverse.........
2007-03-23 13:41:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
forgot to take the card
2007-03-23 02:44:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who r u - man or woman?
2007-03-23 04:19:06 · answer #6 · answered by sweetie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very nice n very true.....
dont listen to those who post jokes against men, n now they think its sexist......
its true, sad though......
funny
2007-03-24 03:33:07 · answer #7 · answered by harshmir 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kool
2007-03-23 06:58:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow, i must be a woman then lol
2007-03-23 02:44:41 · answer #9 · answered by KC 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmm not funny...sorry.....its sexist.....
2007-03-23 03:15:04 · answer #10 · answered by Lauren A 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋