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Why do people drive on a parkway and park in a driveway? Why do people go to our local resturaunt called Eat'n'Park,when it should be Park'n'Eat. Which came first,the chicken or the egg?

2007-03-22 18:20:23 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

11 answers

#1 Because if you park on a parkway you'd get a ticket.
#2 They go there to eat, it's not their concern what the owner named the restaurant.
#3 The chicken came first, God created all the animals of the earth. Eggs are how they re-create/reproduce. That's like asking who came first, the mother or her child?

2007-03-22 19:20:45 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Tawnya♥ 4 · 1 0

Because park way is still a way to drive and parking in a driveway, is because there is no parking lot around.

We don't have a restaurant so called Eatn'Park but we got Parkn'Go bakery in our country. LOL

Sure thing it's egg. Because of the first person created by god has two eggs with him! Hahah!

2007-03-22 18:31:37 · answer #2 · answered by Goshenite G 1 · 0 0

Why do people call it a Restroom when they don't rest?
Why do they say look at that wind when it's invisible?
Why do they call it Road Construction when their actually tearing it up?
Why is it OK to be an opportunist but not a con man?

2007-03-22 20:21:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

parking problem ? drive away!
it should be eat in a park.
who cares eat both while driving in a park.

2007-03-22 19:11:36 · answer #4 · answered by prs 6 · 0 0

The first two are funny hahahahahah

As for the chicken or the egg, well....

I don't care. Catch it. I need its eggs to make my
omelette.

2007-03-22 18:32:49 · answer #5 · answered by kenmauiphoto 5 · 0 0

I eat at the park sometimes.

2007-03-22 18:47:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

whatever... the chickens cant drive leave alone parking a car.

2007-03-22 18:41:00 · answer #7 · answered by Eledron 3 · 0 0

humm
eat and park and eat
chicken

2007-03-22 18:23:35 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Why do women have a pair of panties but just one bra???

2007-03-22 18:30:34 · answer #9 · answered by statics1977 3 · 0 0

hummmmm

2007-03-22 18:30:11 · answer #10 · answered by sued 3 · 0 0

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