another blonde joke: two blondes were walking in the woods one day. They came across some tracks. First blonde says" they look like deer tracks." Second blonde says" they're rabbit tracks." They continue to follow the tracks for awhile,when the first blonde says I'm sure they are deer tracks. Then wham, they both get hit by a train. get it. they were following TRAIN TRACKS
2007-03-22 18:09:27 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What connection can a person's hair color possibly have with their fundamental worth as a human being? It is morons like you that prevent women from being respected at work and in communities and from reaching full potential....because you and your anachronistic kind continue to perpetuate negative images against not only blondes, but women in general, for the sake of cheap laughs. You are a pathetic relic of the past, and what you do is not only contrary to Discrimination laws in every civilized country, it is deeply offensive to people with modern sensibilities and basic respect for their fellow citizens. You should hang your head in shame, you pusillanimous little maggot."
Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to apologize, when the blonde yells, "You stay out of this Mister! I'm talking to that little twerp on your knee! "
2007-03-22 18:23:31 · answer #1 · answered by kenmauiphoto 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
So this blonde and this brunette were watching the 11 o'clock news. The feature story was about a man that was going to jump off a 50 story building. So the brunette turns to the blonde and says "I'll bet you 50 bucks this guys jumps!" So the blonde says "ok." About 5 minutes into the news the guy ends up jumping. So the blonde turns to the brunette and says, "Well, I guess you won...here's your 50 bucks." So the brunette says, "I can't take your money. I have a confession to make. I already saw the 6 o'clock news and I knew he was going to jump." So the blonde says, "Well, I saw it too, but I didn't think the guy was dumb enough to jump twice!"
2007-03-23 02:22:30 · answer #2 · answered by attacksheep74 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this blond calls her boyfriend and says hey can you come over i got this killer puzzle and cant seem to get it together he says well what is it of she says according to the box it's supposed to be a tiger he then say i will be right over when he gets there he see's that she has emptied the hole box out on the table he looks at the table then looks at her and says no matter what we do this puzzle will never be a tiger so lets go get a cup of coffee then then we can put all the frosted flakes back in the box !
2007-03-23 01:26:04 · answer #3 · answered by ARMYDIVA 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
now its double blonde jokes well dizzy blonde's deserve it 9/10
2007-03-23 01:32:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LoL
LoVE IT!
Soooo MUCH!!!
THANKS FoR THE AWESoME JoKE!!!!!!!!!!!!
YoU RULE FooL!!!
LoL!
2007-03-23 01:23:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I didn't really think it was that funny but my friend is dying laughing so... good one, i guess.
2007-03-23 01:45:12 · answer #6 · answered by Sleepless in MN 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
MY NAME IS BLOND, JAMES BLOND!
2007-03-23 02:05:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL- They one hit hard, OUCH!!!
2007-03-23 01:13:36 · answer #8 · answered by Bluelady... 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋