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Does Jesus approve of the entire "Wild Turkey" And ""Jim Beam" I am drinking? I mean, the man said a lot about wine, but not whiskey and bourbon.

2007-03-22 18:05:58 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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Why? Do you seek approval for your drinking habit? Do you think He drank alcohol which kills brain cells?

2007-03-22 18:12:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I know for sure that Satan approves wild turkey and Jim beam he loves to see you poison your body with his evil spirit.

Jesus approves a cup of wine with your supper, his fruit will cleanses your body.

2007-03-23 01:30:04 · answer #2 · answered by angels5262 5 · 0 0

I like wine. Here, you can have my Jim and Wild Turk, while I guzzle down some Chardonnay. Ok?

2007-03-23 01:17:12 · answer #3 · answered by Peanutbutter Goddess 1 · 0 0

Remember, the bible depicts that Jesus is an illegitimate child. Mary was Joseph's wife, but Jesus is not Josephs son. So take the wisdom with some grain.... err grain of salt.

2007-03-23 01:08:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

he does approve
he didnt mention Bourbon because it is a second rate American drink, but he is quite happy for you to drink it

PS he hates tabbouleh and homosexuals

2007-03-23 01:08:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I don't think Jesus would mind a little liquor once in awhile, but be careful of alcohol abuse as I think abusing of THAT ONE TREE in paradise can ruin your life.

2007-03-23 01:08:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

God condemns drunkenness - not the act of drinking itself. If a person's drinking is harmful to themself or others, whether or not that person is drunk, then God does not approve.

2007-03-23 01:10:00 · answer #7 · answered by Chimichanga to go please!! 6 · 1 1

jesus drank wine, right?

2007-03-23 01:08:15 · answer #8 · answered by funaholic 5 · 1 0

I don't know, but he likes my Sam Adams. So I've heard.

2007-03-23 01:07:47 · answer #9 · answered by Some Dude 4 · 1 1

You know who approves?

SATAN!

2007-03-23 01:08:17 · answer #10 · answered by The Church Lady 3 · 1 1

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