I am now drunk. Would Jesus approve?
2007-03-22 17:56:21 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
The Bible warns against strong drink, but then again, communion wine is Jesus's blood. Wine is usually about 13% ABV, and the legal limit for driving is 0.08% -- so God is 162.5 times the legal limit for operating a motor vehicle.
Your liver, however, most certainly does not approve. Neither does your memory.
2007-03-22 17:59:43 · answer #1 · answered by WWTSD? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
And I get 2 points whilst you had 5 points deducted for asking a question you already know the answer to!! No, Jesus does not approve.
2007-03-23 01:01:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not particularly.
Ephesians 5:18
Do not get drunk on wine, which leads to debauchery. Instead, be filled with the Spirit.
2007-03-23 01:00:53 · answer #3 · answered by Eartha Q 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus is just alright by me. I've always wanted to have a drink and shoot the **** with him. Yeah, he'd be cool.
2007-03-23 01:04:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're not drunk-dialing Jesus again, are you?
2007-03-23 01:05:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well apparently the dude turned water into wine, so I think he's OK with alcohol.
2007-03-23 01:00:42 · answer #6 · answered by Desiree J 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Raise a tankard for me!
2007-03-23 01:02:47 · answer #7 · answered by Deirdre H 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe. He was fond of wine more than water after all. :)
2007-03-23 01:00:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
All things in moderation. So No.
2007-03-23 01:02:27 · answer #9 · answered by tonks_op 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ask him... my guess is that He loves you anyway, but is dissapointed.
2007-03-23 00:59:12 · answer #10 · answered by Scott B 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋