Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A:About 45 pounds!!
Q:What is the difference between a huband and a boyfriend?
A:About 45 minutes !!
How can you tell a blonde is having a bad day?
When she has a tampon behind her ear and can't find her pencil
What weighs eight pounds and won't be plucked next Christmas?
John Denver's Guitar.
2007-03-22 17:42:13 · 5 answers · asked by Jodi C 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO (well what's left of it kind of worn down over the years)
Gr8 10/10.
2007-03-22 17:53:51 · answer #1 · answered by ☼Divine Wind☼ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First time I've heard the John Denver one. lol.
What was his last song? Thank God I'm an Ocean Buoy....
2007-03-23 01:56:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"giggle giggle giggle"
2007-03-23 01:06:16 · answer #3 · answered by Revofevil23 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he2!
2007-03-23 00:52:17 · answer #4 · answered by kissbang 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL..... thanks for a laugh....
2007-03-23 00:54:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋