the limerick contest.................?

Question

I have seen many great Limericks, can you come up with a creative one like this one that someone wrote

1. There once was a boy from rome
2. who never used a comb,
3. his hair was a sight;
4. it never looked right;
5. A boy like that should stay home!

try comeing up with a creative poem like this.
the most creative poem wins 10 points!

also no innapropriete things in the poem like bad words.

Answer 1

There once was a knight from France
who was quite clusmy with a lance
nor could he sing
but capable of one thing
if needed he could be gone in a glance.


I don't really hate the French, but nothing rhymed with Spaniard... :P

Answer 2

There once was a boy named Pete
Who was ignored by Molly McGreet
He felt it his duty
To chastise the young beauty
So he stuck a sharp tack on her seat.