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2007-03-22 16:45:36 · 7 answers · asked by Mystro 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A crow is sitting in a tree smoking a spliff when a lizard walks
>>past, looks up and says to the crow, "Wha gwaan?"
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>>The crow says, "Yu wan some?" So the lizard climbs up and sits
>>next to the crow and they burn the herb. After a while the lizard
>>says his mouth is 'dry' and that he's going to get a drink from the
>>river. The lizard climbs down the tree, goes to the river and leans
>>over to get his drink. Well, the lizard is so high that he leans
>>too far over, and falls into the river.
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>>A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the lizard, helping him to
>>the side, then asks, "What's the matter with you?" > > The lizard
>>explains to the crocodile that he was sitting in a tree smoking a
>>spliff with a crow and got too stoned, which caused him to fall
>>into the river while taking a drink. The crocodile says he's got to
>>check this crow out and walks off, where he finds the tree and
>>the crow is still sitting and puffing on his joint.
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>>He looks up and says "Hey you!"
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>>The crow looks down and says, "A wah de Bloodclaat dis?!......A
>>how much water you drink?!!
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2007-03-22 23:29:26 · answer #1 · answered by awana 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Q: At Christmas, who brings presents and toys to all good little crow girls and boys?
A: Santa Caws!
Q: What do you call four crows milling about on the side of a road?
A: An attempted murder!
Q: Why should you never let a crow use your telephone?
A: Crows like to make long distance caws!
Q: Why do crows never receive a busy signal when they call each other on the telephone?
A: They all have caw-waiting!
Q: Where do crows congregate to have a cold one?
A: The Crow Bar! (And some of the bad crow guys hang around amidst the crocus (crow-cuss)!
Q: What is the name of one coin in the corvine monetary system?
A: A caw-ter!
2007-03-22 16:49:53 · answer #2 · answered by CasperNightmare 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?" The crow answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Moral of the story is:
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.
2007-03-22 16:55:09 · answer #3 · answered by kenmauiphoto 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Crow Story
A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?"
The crow answered: "Sure, why not."
So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Moral of the story is: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.
2007-03-22 16:52:52 · answer #4 · answered by Taom 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Crow Puns
2017-01-13 23:12:46 · answer #5 · answered by saylors 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah heres a crow call
f@rk arrrkkk f@rk arrrkkk f@rk arrrkkk
2007-03-22 17:48:01 · answer #6 · answered by boonoora 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah take a look at me i'm crow
caw caw caw caw caw
2007-03-22 16:52:55 · answer #7 · answered by rebelady28379 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋