wisconsin jokes please?

Answer 1

You might be a Wisconsinite if....
...Beer bongs are for people who can't drink fast enough
...Cows dont faze your children past 1 year old
...Drinking a beer in the morning to get rid of a hangover, is how you were brought up
...Ice fishing in march and april is perfectly normal
...You think getting up at 3 o'clock in the morning to go fishing is PRIME fishing time
...At least one male you know owns the shirt "Women want me, fish fear me"
...your definition of a small town is one that has only one bar.
...at least 50% of your relatives work on a dairy farm.
...traveling coast to coast means going from La Crosse to Milwaukee.
...the "Big Three" means Miller, Old Milwaukee & PBR.
...you were offended by the movie "Fargo".
...your idea of foreign culture is listening to Da Yoopers.
...you've seen a hodag.
...You have been involved in a "drive-by hay bailing".
....Your whole family wears Packer Green to church on Sunday.

....You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard, without flinching.

Answer 2

Do you have something against Wisconsin that you want Wisconsin jokes. I live in Wisconsin. I think it is a nice place to live.

Answer 3

I live in Wisconsin and would love to hear a funny one!

Ok, just found a site that has some funny things:
http://netnet.net/~pineaire/Lutefisk.html

Answer 4

Hey, I live in Wisconsin! Milwaukee, actually.....