I have HUGE test tomorrow, and I am completly lost. I know it sounds bad but I need to get sick so I can miss the test and study. Any Ideas, this is an EMERGNCY!
2007-03-22 16:38:56 · 19 answers · asked by ilovecheerdude 1 in Health ➔ Other - Health
What you need to do is show up for your test hopefully you can find someone who will call the school and leave an urgent message regarding some type of emergency???
. Then you will be able to leave. It's better that way.. At least your in class when you get the urgent message. Then you too will not have to take the test on that day, but when ever it is that you plan to return to class.
...
The skies the limit..
2007-03-22 16:59:29 · answer #1 · answered by inthrutheoutdoor 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Relax. Drink a Red Bull, pull an all-nighter and you'll be fine. That is, if you can handle a B or C. Review the notes you took in class, write down a slimmed down version of the info on an index card. Re-read subject headings in your text book and again, write them on index cards. Then, take your index card and condense them by half. Do this again, condense the info on the cards by 1/2. Then, tomorrow, you will know enough of the material to pass the test.
I had a college prof. who gave that tip, it worked really well. Did I mention I have ADD and a learning disability and worked my way through college?
2007-03-22 23:45:57 · answer #2 · answered by dwilmoth822 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, first of all start telling yourself that you're sick- a lot of it is pyschological! Don't go for a fever as that's hard to work with.. You can fake the flu and force yourself to throw up (or just pretend you threw up!), but that's pretty drastic. Headache? Stomachache? (Groan a lot and clutch your stomach, also curl up in a ball) Body aches? I guess you could try fever and do a trick to warm up the thermometer. Spend a lot of time in the bathroom? The possibilites are almost endless.
2007-03-22 23:44:56 · answer #3 · answered by regina 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, it's not an emergency. People who are REALLY sick is an emergency.
You just didn't study. You better hit the books right now. No way you'll be sick in the morning.
Get those books out.
2007-03-22 23:43:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wake up early in the middle of the night and sit in the bathroom for a while. Repeat 3 times every 5 minutes. Then wake up at your normal time and say u dont feel good and go to the bathroom for awhile again. Tell your parents you dont feel good and that you keep having to go to the bathroom. Tell me if it works!
2007-03-22 23:49:45 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I suppose you know that you are taking the coward's way out. You should have prepared for the test. Throw yourself on the mercy of your teacher and ask if you can have a make-up test.
2007-03-22 23:44:49 · answer #6 · answered by worldwise1 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well what my mom would say you should have study!!! but, I'm not my mom what my bro would say heat some mayonnaise in the microwave then eat it you'll have a stomach ache in a few minutes. don't worry its nothing dangerous also, it makes you get a fever in a few hrs. it will all be over!!! Good Luck!!! 4rm the ~ prankster twins~
2007-03-25 19:26:59 · answer #7 · answered by punk_rocker128 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pull an all-nighter and study. After you take the test, THEN fake sick and go back to bed. ;)
2007-03-22 23:47:19 · answer #8 · answered by Yote 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fake the sickness... put a hot light bulb on your forehead and check your temp or your parents to check it and badda bing!! oh and uh get a spray bottle, put it on mist and spray some on your forehead too. That'll work.
2007-03-22 23:49:32 · answer #9 · answered by ✮Nikki✮ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
fake it? I was always good at faking sick. You can't fake a fever, but you can say you have a sore throat and a headache and talk like you are losing your voice. It's easy-practice tonight and just fake it tomorrow! lol
2007-03-22 23:43:23 · answer #10 · answered by speedy_me18 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋