It was thousands of them. Am I safe now?
2007-03-22 16:38:22 · 13 answers · asked by Armund Steel 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
If you all want to know them all, all I can say is go buy a whole bunch of monsters and get ready for a long day of research.
2007-03-22 16:47:10 · update #1
It can't hurt.
You've won Pascal's Wager. Drink up.
2007-03-22 16:42:11 · answer #1 · answered by S K 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
At least alot of spirits will probably be watching you now then, so you had better watch what you say & do. But I doubt very much that you even know of all the deities ever invented by mankind. If the one true God is right, he's gonna be mad.
Can you please list them for the benefit of everone else who wishes to do this?
2007-03-22 16:43:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Bel, Osiris, Ashur, and Dagon accept.
Shamash, Nabu, Anu, Ishtar and Ashtoreth accepts.
Aphrodite's, undecided.
Astare Aton and Zeus accept.
Marduk of the Babylonians accept.
Isis of Palestine accepts.
Amida Buddha,accepts.
Yahweh, El Elyon, El shaddai, Elohim, Adonai Jehovah, are all in deliberation..........Allah is holding them hostage so it could take some time for your verdict.
Personally-----I think your screwed!
I would pray to Jesus.
Peace.........
2007-03-22 17:07:52 · answer #3 · answered by Rick K 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NO. You can only be "safe" when you accept the only deity that was not invented by man - the One that invented man.
2007-03-22 16:43:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
No you haven't.
You cannot accept every god ever invented as many/most of them are in direct conflict with many/most of the others.
You cannot be completely and equally devoted to two opposing causes. It's simple rules of logic.
2007-03-22 16:47:55 · answer #5 · answered by John S 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You only need 2; Bacchus the God of wine (best way to feel safe) and Janus, the God of doorways (see who's coming)
2007-03-22 16:42:19 · answer #6 · answered by altered ego 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gosh darn it. You've lost your mind. And I liked you.
~~*Sobs*~~
Plus, you're rather unsafe. These gods don't like you worshiping other gods. They'll smite you and send you to their version of "penguin hell" where you'll be boiled in hot water, fried up on the barbecue and eaten by gloating fundamentalists.
~~*Smiles*~~ Yum. I love fried penguin.
2007-03-22 17:02:18 · answer #7 · answered by Me, Thrice-Baked 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are NOT safe from Fundamentalists of any flavor.
2007-03-22 16:48:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA! You're safe!
I think I'll go do the same thing now!
2007-03-22 16:41:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
It all depends on WHY you accepted them.
2007-03-22 16:50:55 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋