2007-03-22 16:36:55 · 3 answers · asked by arsouzy 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Coward dads...............?
Two kids are arguing over whose father is the most coward. The first one says," My dad is so scared that when lightning strikes he slides underneath our bed." The second kid goes," That's nothing, my dad is so scared that when mummy works nightshift he sleeps with the woman next door!"
A man was standing in a bus when he felt someone touch him. He turned around to find a teenager who had just pickpocketed him and said " arent u ashamed lad" and the teenager replied " its rather you who should be ashamed sir, you do not have a single cent in your wallet".
2007-03-23 00:33:54 · answer #1 · answered by awana 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The first funny thing I ever heard was:She was found face down in Ricki Lake. The second was:They found a hundred pounds of crack under her skirt.
2007-03-22 23:42:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-03-22 23:40:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋