2007-03-22 16:24:29 · 13 answers · asked by Armund Steel 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Just a way to slice it, dice it, and keep it fresh. =0)
What do you expect to pay for this?
$99.99?
NO!
$79.99?
NO!
2007-03-22 16:29:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2007-03-22 23:32:01 · answer #2 · answered by Doc Occam 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Buts that not all, order now and we'll send some nuns to make you feel guilty about ordering your online religion.
2007-03-22 23:29:12 · answer #3 · answered by Gary 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Not only did he invent it, he invented it, improved it, and made it available to YOU!
2007-03-22 23:28:11 · answer #4 · answered by juhsayngul 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
If he was a god, I would worship him...of course, I would probably have to pay monthly installments of $39.95 to his church...
2007-03-22 23:29:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
no but that Showtime Rotisserie is a modern miracle!
2007-03-22 23:34:11 · answer #6 · answered by mesquitemachine 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rofl!!
*now will you help a penguin up?*
2007-03-22 23:30:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Set it and forget it.
2007-03-22 23:27:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
who is he?
2007-03-22 23:31:59 · answer #9 · answered by Debbie R 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
But wait ... there's more!
How much would you pay?
2007-03-22 23:27:00 · answer #10 · answered by Elana 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋