A girl came skipping home from school one day. "Mummy, Mummy," she yelled. "We were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9,10!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mummy?" "Yes, it's because you're blonde," her mother replied.
The next day, the girl came skipping home from school. "Mummy, Mummy," she yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mummy?" Yes, pumpkin, it's because you're blonde."
The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mummy, Mummy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs. "Very good," said her embarrassed mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mummy?" "No... it's because you're 25."
2007-03-22 16:15:21 · 10 answers · asked by mysweetest666 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Finally a new blond joke. Being a blond I hear them all the time but very seldom hear new ones that are funny too.
Thanks for the laugh.
2007-03-22 16:29:16 · answer #1 · answered by nana4dakids 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent!
I must remember to tell your sweet & funny joke to my blonde-loving boyfriend tomorrow lol!!!
2007-03-23 00:07:59 · answer #2 · answered by Devilish Angel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a new one! Ha ha ha!
2007-03-22 23:19:52 · answer #3 · answered by Knee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great one!When my wife gets home I'll tell it to her:-)
2007-03-23 00:13:08 · answer #4 · answered by shit_starter2006 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is hilarious
2007-03-22 23:30:43 · answer #5 · answered by kyyrraaa :) 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol made my day
2007-03-22 23:22:25 · answer #6 · answered by secretrainbow89 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol! i remember this one!
2007-03-22 23:20:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is so funny and wrong.
2007-03-22 23:28:29 · answer #8 · answered by desean_2010 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-03-22 23:50:39 · answer #9 · answered by phatso 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA!!!!
2007-03-23 00:26:10 · answer #10 · answered by Jodi C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋