To celebrate his 97th birthday, Fred's friends sent him to a five star hotel for the night and arranged for him to have a hooker. Sure enough the hooker arrived and when Fred answered the door, she said in a sultry voice; "I'm here to give you super sex." Fred thought about this for a moment and then answered "Thanks. I'll take the soup."
2007-03-22 15:48:45 · 11 answers · asked by BeckV 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very funny lol!
Poor Fred though; he's gonna miss out on all the sex just to satisfy his hunger!!!
P.S. Maybe Fred should have turned up his hearing aid BEFORE he opened the hotel room door eh?
2007-03-22 16:55:49 · answer #1 · answered by Devilish Angel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahaha
I'll take the soup too, chicken soup made from the chicken crossing the road.
2007-03-22 22:55:12 · answer #2 · answered by kenmauiphoto 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heh nice
2007-03-22 22:51:58 · answer #3 · answered by Danielle 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
i wish i was invited to Fred;s 97 birthday :-(
i guess im not cool enough for that
2007-03-22 22:52:12 · answer #4 · answered by encantame. 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
SOUPer sex I get it Ha ha ha
2007-03-22 22:55:15 · answer #5 · answered by The Chairman Of Jazzy Films 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's not funny. It doesn't make any sense.
2007-03-22 22:52:24 · answer #6 · answered by Prayer Warrior 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont get it...oh....wait i do get it...wait do i get it????
Soup or Sex??? Right...ok...its kinda funny! =)>
2007-03-22 23:45:43 · answer #7 · answered by BE HAPPY! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh wow lol
2007-03-22 22:56:09 · answer #8 · answered by Jay 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont get it.......hmmm il lhave to think about this one
2007-03-22 22:52:51 · answer #9 · answered by just that one girl. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont get it
2007-03-22 23:23:22 · answer #10 · answered by phatso 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋