"Jesus is coming. Look Busy!"
2007-03-22 15:00:30 · 7 answers · asked by ? 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
"God Please save me from your followers"
2007-03-22 15:00:52 · update #1
- A skeptic goes in to see a fortune teller. "You are the father of 2 children," the fortune teller says. "That's what you think! I'm the father of 3 children!," says the man. "That's what you think," says the fortune teller.
2007-03-22 15:01:09 · update #2
WASP...We Are Sexy Pagans
2007-03-22 15:01:21 · update #3
Did you hear, Easter is canceled this year........yeah, they found the body.
2007-03-22 15:01:35 · update #4
How do you get a nun pregant?
Dress her up as an altar boy. :)
Thats all!
2007-03-22 15:01:58 · update #5
Your confused. Jokes are supposed to be funny. Yours aint making it!
2007-03-22 15:05:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
The bible says: Be ready when he comes. Your best bet is to be saved from your sins when he does. All of this nonsense you mentioned might be hilarious now, but don't be caught dead without Jesus. Consider your soul!
2007-03-22 22:12:24 · answer #2 · answered by Denise W 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like the skeptic one.
2007-03-22 22:06:12 · answer #3 · answered by Flop Mucket 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't hold your breath, he's still in the holding pattern
2007-03-22 22:10:59 · answer #4 · answered by lonetraveler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those are good. Keep bringin' um.
2007-03-22 22:06:49 · answer #5 · answered by S K 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
get a hobby
2007-03-22 22:03:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
silly wolf!
2007-03-22 22:04:01 · answer #7 · answered by somebody 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋