Um, yeah. That's pretty much it. So, what can I do?
2007-03-22 14:50:48 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
Every time a woman begins to speak on a topic you know (or don't know) anything about, interrupt her with your opinion. She's just a woman, after all, and could never really understand such manly things as politics or science.
Never laugh at a woman's jokes
Stereotype women, such as commenting about them being likely to cry or get hysterical.
Use the word for female dog a lot. Throw the words "snatch" and "ho" in often, as well.
DO NOT open doors for a woman or give her your seat on the bus. The ho can deal with it.
Oh, I could go on all night with this...
Look, folks, I hope you lunkheads know this is all tongue-in-cheek! Of course I'm not recommending anyone do this, and I think the guy who asked is probably being facetious (look it up in the dictionary, people) as well!
2007-03-22 14:57:52 · answer #1 · answered by nondescript 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
1. always make a remark about another woman's body in the presence of others.
2. Assume if you give your wife a "present", expect her to become uncontrollably horney.
3. Drop your dirty underwear on the bathroom floor, and leave it there. It will get picked up by someone, after all.
4. Call her from the golf course in the presence of all your buddies and say, "I hope you've got that yard work done, like I told you. If you have, I'll let you go out and pick up our supper."
5. Slap a waitress on the butt.
2007-03-22 22:00:09 · answer #2 · answered by nancy jo 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
It's so easy. I wouldn't recommend it unless you want to be alone forever. There are a ton of Web sites devoted to such. If you wish to be chauvinist, then you must learn to do these things on your own, without a silly woman's help. :)
2007-03-22 22:05:29 · answer #3 · answered by andybugg2000 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Watch all in the family and check out Archie Bunker, I'm sure you could get some really great pointers from him.
2007-03-23 00:25:19 · answer #4 · answered by crash 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Whenever you find a girlfriend, go out and get a gay lover on the side. Don't go to any lengths to hide it from her. If she gets mad just tell her it's a 'guy thing she wouldn't understand'. Tell her you're too much of a man to have much need for women, then hit her if she tries to leave you.
2007-03-22 21:54:07 · answer #5 · answered by St. Toad 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Becoming a gentleman is way better than becoming a chauvinist......
2007-03-22 21:53:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Totally ignore everyone else and just shrug when they ask you for help. That will make you a very big prick.
I can't understand why you would want everyone to dislike you though.............
2007-03-22 21:54:21 · answer #7 · answered by Puss in Boots 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Make signs to put on womens cars stating that they can't drive.
2007-03-22 21:53:35 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
what is "chauvinist"?
really not kidding.
if it means something like what i'm thinking of, then just search in google about vikings and do like them,
booga booga, me want woman, mee hungree food!!
2007-03-22 21:54:20 · answer #9 · answered by Default 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
We need to upgrade you to machismo. Dye your hair black, curl it, and oil it slightly. Then, get a little sweaty. Go out and punish your female counterpart.
2007-03-22 21:59:22 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋