An elderly lady got lost one day driving in the country, and decided to ask directions at a small country cottage. She knocked the old wooden door, and after a minute the door opened and there was a pretty little girl standing there. " Oh, what a sweet child you are," said the old lady, "And do you have a pretty name as well, " she asked. "My name is Petal," replied the little girl. " How sweet, and why were you called Petal," asked the old lady."Well < "began the little girl, "The day before I was born, my mummy said that apetal fell from the rose bush and settled on her tummy, so she called me Petal " Just then a little dog ran from the house past the old lady, and the sweet little girl started calling the dog back. "Porky, Porky , come back," she called. The old lady smiled at the little girl and asked, "Do you call him Porky because he is so fat" "OH, no " replied the little girl, " We call him Porky, because he likes f**King all the pigs"
2007-03-22 14:44:44 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Geez, I have to chuckle on this one. You never know what the farmers teach their children.
2007-03-22 14:47:06 · answer #1 · answered by sprinting_turtle 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Then she shut the door in the old woman's face so violently that it gave her a nosebleed. The old woman wandered off and was unable to ask further directions due to the remote location. She then drove around aimlessly until she ran out of fuel. She was by this time very tiered and fell asleep, she awoke the next day stiff as a board, with a raging thirst. She thought "I will walk and see if I can find a house" She couldn't get out of the car as when she had stopped her passenger side was right up against a wall and a tree had fallen in the night stopping her from opening the other side. The lane was so remote that it was not visited for the whole time that she was starving to death.
2007-03-22 21:34:11 · answer #2 · answered by funnelweb 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao
2007-03-22 15:09:09 · answer #3 · answered by sidekickLX! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that's funny.
Sounds like Petal grows too fast. lol I'll have to tell that to my friends.
2007-03-22 15:14:24 · answer #4 · answered by Cuddly Lez 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what's the point of all the country road, and getting lost stuff?
2007-03-22 15:19:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha. Good one.
2007-03-22 20:55:16 · answer #6 · answered by St Harpy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's not very funny. That's gross!
2007-03-22 15:51:28 · answer #7 · answered by Prayer Warrior 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha yes good one (they are not always as innocent as they look ? )
2007-03-22 14:54:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
that dog must be a pervert.
2007-03-22 15:08:19 · answer #9 · answered by Eledron 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
which part is supposed to be funny?
2007-03-22 14:59:35 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋