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You make small talk and your big client mentions Green Bay. You say, trying to be funny, "nothing ever came out of Green Bay except lesbians and football players." Your client says his wife is from Green Bay. What can you say in response?

2007-03-22 14:27:24 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

6 answers

"How many years did she play football?"

2007-03-22 14:39:54 · answer #1 · answered by Danielle 3 · 1 0

Deflect the attention. comprehend that the source of their disparaging is guilt for eating junk, and take the communication to a clean place. occasion, "gosh, is there something on the menu for coronary heart-membership-coronary heart?" and additionally you flippantly say, "oh useful, there is plenty here... whats up, did anybody see Heroes final nighttime?" The greater you clarify your self, the harder they are going to nitpick. i'm a vegetarian, was once a vegan, and that i detect human beings confessing to me a lot approximately how little pork they actually devour. They comprehend that's not stable for 'em yet they like the stuff, so I enable 'em off the hook by means of saying I under no circumstances cherished the stuff yet comprehend some human beings do, and then flow on from the subject rely of weight loss software and nutrients. in simple terms make nutritional subject concerns a non-difficulty. discover out what each and each of them is greater involved in than finding out on on you and use the information to distract them from the nitpicking and get them speaking approximately issues that get them enthusiastic in an excellent way. you're able to do it!

2016-12-19 11:52:27 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

say "how 'bout them Packers." with a smile

2007-03-22 15:14:30 · answer #3 · answered by phatso 4 · 1 1

omg, did it hurt? he asks what hurt? plastic surgery! scary...

2007-03-22 14:31:48 · answer #4 · answered by The Crazy B!tch 5 · 0 0

Well,she's cheating on you.

2007-03-22 14:34:55 · answer #5 · answered by Baby Girl R 2 · 0 0

got balls?

2007-03-22 15:14:49 · answer #6 · answered by Eledron 3 · 0 0

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