A woman is six months pregnant with her first child, and is visiting her obstetrician for a check-up. Just as the examination is finishing she turns to the doctor. 'Um, this is sort of awkward...my husband wants me to ask you...'
'Really, don't worry, I get this question all the time,' says the doctor, placing a reassuring hand on her shoulder. 'S*x is absolutely fine until late in the pregnancy.'
'Er...no,' continues the woman. 'He wants to know if I can still mow the lawn.'
2007-03-22 14:07:19 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A bit of hard work never hurt anyone :)
Sorry wasnt around much last night hun. My internet connection with Tiscali kept going down for an hour at a time.
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2007-03-23 09:05:16 · answer #1 · answered by trickyrick32 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious!
2007-03-22 21:33:03 · answer #2 · answered by Gaara's 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would tell that woman to dump that idiot of a man.... or hire a sexy lawn man.. heehee
2007-03-22 21:11:23 · answer #3 · answered by nease174 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well why not after all she is only pregnant he he 10/10
2007-03-23 14:26:50 · answer #4 · answered by speedy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol..must of felt akward for the doctor
2007-03-22 21:14:15 · answer #5 · answered by pizzalover 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And why not indeed, Tricky asked me if it was o-k as well. good joke and a shiny one
2007-03-22 21:13:18 · answer #6 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Was she married to trickyricky?
2007-03-22 21:28:46 · answer #7 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes very good 9s (the lazy git ! )
2007-03-22 21:12:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha
can you mow mine too.
2007-03-22 21:11:33 · answer #9 · answered by kenmauiphoto 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
eh
2007-03-22 21:24:33 · answer #10 · answered by The Crazy B!tch 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋