Joke...school questions?

Question

A kid comes home from school and says to his mom, "Mom I've got a problem." She says "Tell me." He tells her that the boys at school are using 2 words he doesn't understand. She asks him what they are. He says "well, p*ssy and b*tch". She says "Oh That's no big deal, p*ssy is a cat like our little Mittens, and b*tch is a female dog like our Sandy." He thanks her and goes to visit dad in the workshop in the basement. He says to his dad, "Dad the boys at school are using words I don't know, and I asked mom and I don't think she told me the exact meaning. Dad says "Son, I told you never to go to mom with these matters, she can't handle them. What are the words?" He tells him...p*ssy and b*tch.
Dad says "OK" and pulls a Playboy down from the shelf, takes a marker and circles the p*bic area of the centerfold and says, "son, everything inside this circle, is p*ssy." "OK dad, so what's a b*tch?"
"Son" he says, "everything outside that circle."

Answer 1

Very funny Tricky

The first day at the London sp**m bank was pretty unsuccessful. Only two blokes made apoointments. One came on the bus and the other missed the tube.

Answer 2

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thatwasthebestandgrossestjoke intheWORLD!!!!!!!!!


LOVED IT!!!!!!!!!!!

Answer 3

Yes indeed, Got to give you a star for that one.

Answer 4

LOL:))
Chauvinist!

Answer 5

I've heard it be4

Answer 6

funny, gotta send this to my mates

Answer 7

ha ha ha, Lmao, rofL, LoL, however you put it, however you wanna say it, that was funny! kinda mean to girls tho....

Answer 8

haha

Answer 9

ahahahaha! star ya..lmao..ding!;-)

Answer 10

hahahaahahhahahaaha good one!!! =)