what is the best thing to say on a phone prank?

Answer 1

Is your refrigerator running? Well, you'd better catch it before it runs away!

Do you have Prince Albert in a can? Well, you'd better let him out!

Nyuk! Nyuk! Nyuk!

Answer 2

One of my favorites is I'll call a friend or ?. If the wife answers the phone, I will disguise my voice and tell her I'm Dr. Smith from the herpes clinic. I'm calling to let him know his tests came back positive, and to stop any relations immediately. Then I might add that I should have called sooner, but I was on vacation for the past month, and I meant to call before I left. By now, I can feel the heat coming through the phone, I then very politely say goodbye, and hang up. This gives her a chance to have a little chat about his future, or what little there is left of it. After about10-15 minutes, I will call her back,(hopefully long distance) and tell her April fools day. I've been doing this for several years now, and I still get Christmas cards every year from them. Have fun and Good Luck.

Answer 3

Watch - The Simpsons. Bart says the most funniest things when he makes prank calls.

Answer 4

i think the best phone pranks you can do are at a website where you get different clips of celebrities and play them to the people over the phone they have a few clips of ones that people actually tried and they have the whole conversation. some funny stuff.

Answer 5

Now why would I want to make a prank call and risk getting caught & going to prison ? Ever heard of ID calling ? You name and phone number is there. What if they hv a tape recorder to tape any phone calls,wheather it be thier incomming or outgoing calls. They may want to check if any long distance calls were made or accepted collect calls.
Don't cuss & get them mad, that's what they enjoy and will keep calling if you do so.

Answer 6

say this:
"hello(let them answer back), i am calling from _________ (a main grocery store or mall or something), and we just wanted to confirm that the money that was found on in the ______ (something like meat) department was yours.
(they will then say no, unless they really did lose money there,and in that case your screwed, then say:) Well we counted it up and we have found close to a million dollars. Would you like to come claim it now? If you do not come in the next 5 minutes we will be giving your money to ______ (nearby charity.) Accept or Deny? " then if they get excited just hang up the phone!
This really worked with me PLENTY of times.
Just don't let them know that you are fake...
HE HE ^_^

Answer 7

Call a walmart or something and say, "Hi, this is lexi and i'm calling about a free grant for every walmart in the usa to have a two year subscription to Playboy magazine."

call aabout breast cancer, look it up online for self tests if u have it or not and repeat wut they say. works best while answering an answer machine.

act like a mad chinese dude saying the to go u ordered has burned the whole kitchen and he wants to sue you.

also, u can look up ryckmmat on youtube for his prank calls and stuff, haha.

Answer 8

Speak in a foreign language. W00t!
Or pretend to order a pizza.
Or put the phone on the ground and yell stuff at it from far away.
Same as above, but throw stuff next to it.
Speak with a funny accent.

Answer 9

The BEST thing is to NOT annoy the person on the other end of the phone. Just don't make the call ... (by the way .. ever hear of Caller ID? Believe me, you CAN be reported and prosecuted for nuisance calls)

Answer 10

I did this one:
Hello, sir? Yes, this is the Police. Your son is being arrested downtown, and we need you to come. Oh, and your 12 year old daughter had her pregnancy test- she's pregnant with your son. By the way, and you are also next in line for your sex change. Congrats! And....you need a therapist. BYE! (hang up)