2007-03-22 12:44:34 · 5 answers · asked by j 1 in Travel ➔ Australia ➔ Other - Australia
An Aussie guy is driving thru New Zealand. He comes across a man in a paddock doing naughty things with a sheep. He pulls the car to a halt, jumps out and runs up to the man. "For God's sake, in Australia we shear them" The kiwi turns around and says "No way, I'm not shearin' him with anyone" He's mine!
2007-03-22 15:35:53 · answer #1 · answered by JosieWills 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I live in N.Z Born and bred here....
"Why is Wellington so windy.... Because Auckland sucks!"
there are plenty of jokes about kiwi blokes and sheep, but don't think they would be appropriate for this site! ha ha
2007-03-22 12:53:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
if your in Australia go to a local pub anywhere and they will tell you some good jokes about NZ.....
especially sheep ones, I cant say I have already got into trouble with some of my NZ answers
2007-03-22 13:20:58 · answer #3 · answered by boonoora 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
"Wellington is so windy 'cause Auckland sucks!"
What does JAFA stand for - Just another ******* Aucklander....Jafa's are sweets in case you didn't know.
2007-03-22 16:06:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There are many - and they all involve sheep.
2007-03-22 13:45:31 · answer #5 · answered by tentofield 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋