CREATION
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
" The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!
WHO DOES WHAT?
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."
The husband said, " You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."
Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."
Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says.........."HEBREWS"
2007-03-22 12:39:53 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You are da bomb!! That is soo funny!!
2007-03-22 12:48:51 · answer #1 · answered by Prayer Warrior 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
After the fall in Garden of Eden, Adam was walking with his sons Cain and Abel.
They passed by the ruins of the Garden of Eden. One of the boys asked, "What's
that?" Adam replied, "Boys, that's where your mother ate us out of house and
home."
2007-03-22 19:59:28 · answer #2 · answered by Village Player 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2nd 1 is funny
1st isnt
lol
lmao
2007-03-22 19:47:48 · answer #3 · answered by hellomynameisrickb 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loved em both, you are on form tonight,
2007-03-22 21:18:18 · answer #4 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha! those are funny! lol
2007-03-22 19:52:23 · answer #5 · answered by tropicaltwist782 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny funny funny funny funny at least i got a laugh at last thanks
2007-03-22 20:28:37 · answer #6 · answered by amatsco 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-03-22 19:45:21 · answer #7 · answered by alieack123 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋