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A milkman is making his deliveries and finds a note attached to a customer's door saying, "I need 45 gallons of milk."
He knocks at the door and a beautiful, dumb blonde answers it.
"Is this a mistake?" the milkman asks.
"No," she says, "I was watching a talk-show and it said bathing in milk is a good aphrodisiac."
"Really?" replies the milkman, "Do you want that pasteurized?
"No, up to my t*** will be fine," she says.

2007-03-22 12:38:44 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

7 answers

Oh my god, you are definatly pulling out all the stops now ! lol !

3 cows in a field.
One says 'Moooooooooo'
The second cows says 'I was gonna say that'
The third cow says 'F*ck me ! A pair of talking cows'
x

2007-03-22 12:50:53 · answer #1 · answered by trickyrick32 4 · 1 1

As Benny Hill sang in the 1971 song 'Ernie - the Fastest Milkman In The West': -
He said "do you want it pasturised?
'cause pasturised is best".
She said "Ernie, I'll be happy if it comes up to my chest"

(and it was an old joke then...)

2007-03-22 12:47:54 · answer #2 · answered by A Teesside Smart**** 3 · 0 1

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
ive heard better but thats a good one

2007-03-22 12:45:50 · answer #3 · answered by Not the path of Neo 1 · 0 0

OMG. What a moron. I loved the joke.

2007-03-22 12:46:36 · answer #4 · answered by mickeymouseroyalty 2 · 0 0

boring

2007-03-22 13:06:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

i dont get it

2007-03-22 12:47:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

lame :-(

2007-03-22 13:13:38 · answer #7 · answered by JudiM 3 · 0 0

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