While enjoying a drink with his mate one night, Tricky decides to try his luck with an attractive lady sitting by the bar. She lets him join her for a drink and to his surprise asks him to accompany him home. They spend the night hard at it. Finally they finish; Tricky rolls off, pulls out a cigarette and looks for his lighter. He asks his new love if she has a light.
"There might be some matches in the top drawer," she replies.
Opening the drawer he finds some matches on top of a framed photo of another man. Naturally Tricky begins to worry.
"Is this your husband?" he enquires nervously.
"No, silly," she replies.
"Your boyfriend then?
"No," she replies, snuggling up to him.
"Who is he, then?"
"That's me," she replies .... before the operation." ;)
2007-03-22 12:18:05 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oh, Fidgey....hilarious! Well done!
I love the dramatic pause as well :)
Still laughing.
I'm going to steal that one as one of my own :) :)
x
2007-03-22 12:30:56 · answer #1 · answered by trickyrick32 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Poor old Tricky, failed again. When will his luck change
2007-03-22 19:37:04 · answer #2 · answered by newciderman 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice one
2007-03-22 19:25:31 · answer #3 · answered by trackstar 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's not funny, what happened to his lighter ??
2007-03-22 19:23:46 · answer #4 · answered by NIGEL R 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahhahaha i cant stop laughing.
2007-03-22 20:14:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know that abuse can be reported, but what about crap jokes?
2007-03-22 19:23:12 · answer #6 · answered by Jules 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
NICE.
2007-03-22 19:21:41 · answer #7 · answered by Roxolana 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋