A young journalist gets a job at a provincial newspaper in the middle of the prairies.
His first assignment was to write a human-interest story.
Driving through the cornfields, he spied an old farm-hand and introduced himself.
"Out here in the middle of nowhere - has anything ever happened that made you happy?".
"Yup!" he exclaimed, suddenly. "One time my neighbour's daughter, got lost. So we formed a posse, we eventually found her. After we all sh@*£ed her, we took her home."
The young journo blanched. "I can't print that!". "Has anything else happened?"
The farmer thought again. "Yeah!" he said. "One of my neighbour's sheep got lost. We found it and all sh@*£ed it before we took it back home."
"Christ!" yelled the young man. "I can't print that either!". "OK - has anything around here that made you particularly sad?"
The old man looked at the ground. "Well," he said sheepishly. "I got lost, once . . . . ."
2007-03-22 12:11:10 · 15 answers · asked by Jay A 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You tell the best jokes on here, most of them I have never heard!
2007-03-23 04:55:05 · answer #1 · answered by natasha * 4 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Funny Jay.!!!
8/10.!!!
2007-03-24 09:56:31 · answer #2 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehehehe nice 1
2007-03-22 19:15:03 · answer #3 · answered by Lee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent really funny. Maybe he was sad about getting lost because no-one actually found him!!!!
:-)))
2007-03-22 19:24:54 · answer #4 · answered by Teejay 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The punchline doesn't bear thinking about:))
2007-03-22 19:15:33 · answer #5 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yey really funny LOL.GD1.
2007-03-22 19:15:52 · answer #6 · answered by patsy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know how you got away with this one but I am glad that you did
2007-03-23 14:04:09 · answer #7 · answered by barn owl 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
im having a brain fart and cant figure out the bleeps
2007-03-22 19:17:11 · answer #8 · answered by Will 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
haaaa nice one
2007-03-22 19:26:10 · answer #9 · answered by trackstar 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahhahahahaha
cant stop
hahhahhahaha
2007-03-22 22:39:06 · answer #10 · answered by me 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋