In search of adventure, an attractive young lady decided to head for the Far East, and stowed herself away on the first ship available.
After a month, she was discovered by the captain, who was surprised to see that, despite her time at sea, she was remarkably well fed and clean.
Though realising she must have been befriended by someone on board, he was surprised when she admitted that she had been to the cabin of his trusted first officer every morning. Apparently, the nice young man provided a hot bath and three-course meal, and said that he would continue to do so until they reached Japan.
"And what did he ask in return?" demanded the captain.
"Well, you might say that he took advantage," blushed the girl.
"I'll say he did," chuckled the old sea dog, rubbing his whiskers. "You're on the Liverpool to Birkenhead ferry!"
2007-03-22 12:07:45 · 11 answers · asked by Jay A 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaah, lol that was a great joke!!!
2007-03-22 12:13:25 · answer #1 · answered by chatterbox15 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha, i think of I even have performed that a time or 2 :) i could be better than happy to help out - get a huge container, placed all you cash, credit enjoying cards, jewelry, intercourse toys and different valuables interior. Tape it closed, and write this on the exterior: Rock candy p o container 11312 Candyland usa 12345 Get interior the motor vehicle and rush it over to the 24/7 FedEx shop, take it interior and that they'll take of business enterprise for you :) candy
2016-11-27 23:26:49 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Any jobs going on that ferry ? good joke.
2007-03-22 12:15:55 · answer #3 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL Bet you five bucks she was a blond
2007-03-22 12:16:18 · answer #4 · answered by girl_of_your_dreams_1331 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry its too early in the morning to get it :) but im sure its a cracker
2007-03-22 12:13:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Random...
2007-03-22 12:11:58 · answer #6 · answered by NONAME 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One p1ssed off stowaway then;))
2007-03-22 12:11:51 · answer #7 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great punchline quite unexpected
2007-03-23 07:06:06 · answer #8 · answered by barn owl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA!!!!
2007-03-22 17:35:17 · answer #9 · answered by Jodi C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
2007-03-22 12:12:37 · answer #10 · answered by Mike 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋