My little boy needs this to win a compertition but please don't put crap ones on here for me to spend hours reading through!
2007-03-22 11:34:37 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL! come on folkes you can do better than that. I don't reckon my 6 year old will be able to tell the mother in law one!
2007-03-22 11:48:04 · update #1
Yeah, the doctor one is like the oldest one in the book. Looking for something origional and preferably funny!
2007-03-22 11:57:00 · update #2
hey, i heart. Lame aint the word.
2007-03-22 12:49:11 · update #3
My 5 year old told me this one:
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Interrupting cow
Interrupting cow w....
MOO!!!!
It sounds better out-loud than in writing, but I hope you get the point.
2007-03-22 12:08:40 · answer #1 · answered by ntemp01 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Knock knock
Who's There
Your mother in law
F**k off
sorry not a good one - try looking on comedy central.com or look up knock knock jokes in google - i'm sure it'll be faster than waiting for a good answer on here
2007-03-22 11:42:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Doctor
Doctor Who?
You just said it!
2007-03-22 11:53:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Knock knock
who's there?
Doctor
Doctor who?
You've just said it
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Spank
Spank who?
Spank you
Knock knock
Who's there
Icon
Icon who?
Icon tell you another knock knock joke,do you want me to?
Good luck and i hope he wins.
2007-03-22 11:55:01 · answer #4 · answered by no1shylass 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Knock knock
who's there?
Adolf
Adolf?
Yeah, a dolf ball hit me in the mouth - that's why I'm talking like this!
Or how about :
Isabel?
Isabel What?
Is a bell necessary on a bike?
Or how about:
2007-03-22 11:43:51 · answer #5 · answered by A Teesside Smart**** 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Boo!
Boo Who?
Geez, You don't have to cry about it.
Here, try this website:
http://www.knock-knock-joke.com/knock_knock_033.htm
2007-03-22 11:50:12 · answer #6 · answered by It's Just My Opinion 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok one of my friends told me this---it's pretty lame though
Will you ever forget my name?
No
In 10 years?
No
In 100 years?
No
Ever?
No, I swear I'll never forget your name!!
Knock knock
Who's there?
You forgot my name!!
2007-03-22 12:24:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋