Two men, Tricky and Neonjack, shipwrecked on an island are captured by cannibals. The chief informs them the only way to avoid becoming dinner is to undergo the 'Ordeal of Fruit'.
The men accept at once, and the chief sends them into the jungle to collect 100 pieces of fruit and bring them back to him.
Neonjack comes back with 100 grapes. The chief says that if he can shove all the grapes up his **** without giggling then he will be free. But no sooner has the first grape reached his but* when Neonjack bursts out laughing.
"What's so funny?" the chief asks. "Don't you realize we're going to kill you now?"
"I'm sorry," Neonjack replies. "It's just that my friend, Tricky is collecting pineapples."
2007-03-22 11:25:29 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I was collecting them to add to the record attempt. I've still got plnty of room for a few pineapples rings.:)
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2007-03-22 12:09:04 · answer #1 · answered by trickyrick32 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha
2007-03-22 18:32:28 · answer #2 · answered by Dr. M 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouch, bet that wipes the smile off his face.
2007-03-22 19:08:50 · answer #3 · answered by newciderman 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG this one was funny!!! Will share with co-workers.
2007-03-22 18:36:41 · answer #4 · answered by Feline05 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it has ben posted before but it is still funny
2007-03-22 18:48:57 · answer #5 · answered by barn owl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-03-22 18:36:14 · answer #6 · answered by dianemelloniemarlenejerryginder 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋