Tony Blair and his driver are on they way to Chequers and pass a farm.
Suddenly a pig jumps out into the middle of the road,
The driver tries to swerve out of the way, but hits him.
He goes to the farmhouse to explain what's happened.
Ten minutes later, he returns to the car hoding a beer and a cigar.
Blair notices this and says, "What on earth did you tell them?"
The driver says, "I told them that I'm Tony Blair's driver and I just killed the pig
2007-03-22 11:18:11 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Haha! Like it. Your cutting it a bit close to the bone tonight though arnt ya :)
I'll start posting a few in a mo.
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2007-03-22 12:06:23 · answer #1 · answered by trickyrick32 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a bit near the mark but funny
2007-03-22 18:50:22 · answer #2 · answered by barn owl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's some funny political joke but kinda sad.
2007-03-22 18:39:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's very good, do you think Blair noticed?
2007-03-22 19:01:51 · answer #4 · answered by funnelweb 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's not funny
2007-03-22 18:23:17 · answer #5 · answered by pacific 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋