A bloke walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Isn't that George W Bush and Colin Powell sitting over there?"
The bartender says, "Yep, that's them."
So the bloke walks over to them and says, "Wow, this is a real honour. What are you guys doing in here?"
Bush says, "We're planning World War Three."
The bloke says, "Really? What's going to happen?"
Bush says, "Well, this time we're going to kill 50 million Arabs and one bicycle repairman."
The bloke cries, "A bicycle repairman? Why kill a bicycle repairman?"
Bush turns to Powell and says, "See, dummy! I told you no one would worry about the 50 million Arabs!"
2007-03-22 11:10:42 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Puff ! Pant ! phew ! Almost never made it on tonight.
Had car trouble......I haven't got one at the moment.
I had to walk it all the way in from town....which is all of a three minutes walk. I hate exersise !
Wonder how long this one stays on for? Bet ya' it's gone by the morning :)
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2007-03-22 12:03:03 · answer #1 · answered by trickyrick32 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's degrading to Bush, but otherwise I like it.
2007-03-22 11:34:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
silly b i t c h you aint funny lol lol
maybe bush is your dad
2007-03-23 12:08:27 · answer #3 · answered by helena 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL nice one
2007-03-22 11:17:41 · answer #4 · answered by mskirbyrobot 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kinda racist but funny!!!!!!!!
2007-03-22 11:13:54 · answer #5 · answered by Some Dude 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋