Does anyone remember the joke about the Father, the Son, and the Goalie Host?

Answer 1

I remember one that went:

There was a young priest who was preaching to the congregation for the first time, The young man was very nervous and asked bishop of the church what can he do to help calm his fears. The bishop said "My son, I have a little secret for you, I keep a glass of vodka with me to drink, the congregation thinks it's water, but what they don't know want hurt them.
The young priest began to give his sermon. He becomes very nervous and reaches for the vodka. He starts to feel really good and begins giving the sermon.
He finishes and thinks to himself "Wow, I did a wonderful job!"
He asks the bishop what he thinks, the bishop replied "You made a few mistakes in your sermon first of all there are 10 commandments not 9, there were 12 disciples not 11, and we never, ever refer to the father, son, and holy ghost, as big daddy, junior, and the spook.

Answer 2

A sportswriter brings his boy to a restaurant owned by the local team's goaltender. They go up to him and the writer tells him they are big fans and asks him to sign an autograph for the boy. He obliges and, in turn, invites them to join him for dinner at his private table. So they all sat down - the father, the son and the goalie host.

Answer 3

Not too bad, 7/10. That was the joke right?

Answer 4

I went to a fight and a hockey game broke out

Answer 5

I have never heard that joke. Add it in and i might remember it.

Answer 6

No I Don't, but the one posted by Sunchine is really hilarious, I keep laughing every time I think of it. HAHAHAHA!!!

Answer 7

At a hockey game.

Answer 8

never heard that one but the other joke that was posted earlier was really funny.

Answer 9

Nope.

Answer 10

no i havent!