Random stupid questions, Funniest answerer gets 10 points?...?

Question

1. Can you cry under water?
2. How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
3. Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
4. Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
5. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
6. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
7. If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

BONUS: what do you do if you run out of potatoes?

I am incredibly bored...

Answer 1

Random stupid questions, Funniest answerer gets 10 points?...?
1. Can you cry under water?
Of course you can! Haven't you seen SpongeBob before???

2. How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
No funny answer for this. Assassinated is if it's political. (or I guess if they've got two asses)

3. Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
I'm not sure... I think it's cause when babies sleep, they sleep well, they just don't need as much sleep.

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
Have you ever tried sitting on a movie screen?? You'd break it!
4. Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
People, as a group, are not always intelligent...

5. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
He doesn't want to... he'd rather listen to the radio and try to "get with" Mary Ann & Ginger. ;)

6. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
No, because hearses don't drive.... people drive... duh! :P

7. If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
He wanted the sense of accomplishment he'd get by catching the road-runner. Also, he never paid for it, he always got the defective ACME stuff they were giving away.


BONUS: what do you do if you run out of potatoes?
If you're Irish, you might have a famine. Otherwise, you only eat meat if you're a meat & potatoes kind of guy/gal.

Answer 2

1. Can you cry under water?
Why will I cry underwater?

2. How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
I would consider nothing because I won't die

3. Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
I'm old, not a baby.

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
Because I can now watch movie on TV

4. Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Because they are lazy <_<

5. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Why would they fix a hole in a boat if they are not suppose to do it?

6. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
I dunno what hearse is, or what corpse and carpool is.

7. If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
Who is Wiley by the way?

BONUS: what do you do if you run out of potatoes?
Eat camote =))

Answer 3

1. Can you cry under water? I'll find a way when im bloody drowning;

2. How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? About as important as i am really Lol

3. Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours? When people say that they mean they shat the bed and woke up all thru the night

4:Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? Thats a fair point actually love. Not a clue! Why do we sing hyms not hers?

4. Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? So they can point at things and say they look like ants when they are and they havent actually left the ground yet

5. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? He's a little coconut shy..Ok that was lame!

6. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane? Lol i guess it counts yeah

7. If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner? He was after a bird

BONUS: what do you do if you run out of potatoes? Run back in on them

Answer 4

Random stupid questions, Funniest answerer gets 10 points?...?
1. Can you cry under water?yeah sponge bob square pants does it all the time!
2. How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?depends on if they are a republican or democratic
3. Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?maybe they went to bed with a bottle (jack Daniels that is)woke up every two hours to puke just like a little baby!
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?you cant be two places at once!
4. Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?because their farsighted
5. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?you got me on that one. but i guess its like why if a man can fix a stopped up toilet why cant he aim and hit the whole when he pees
6. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?yes but they'd have to be dead crazy
7. If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
Beep beep!
BONUS: what do you do if you run out of potatoes?eat wiley E. coyote!

Answer 5

1. I guess but I wouldn't cry underwater unless I hit my head on the side of the pool.
2. You have to be a lazy government worker. I will fix this nation. HA HA HA I think you guys need to fix your heads.
3. Your right it should be slept like a cat but then I guess you'd never get up. and I'm not a big fan of prepositions they can really be completely wrong sometimes.
4. Well apparently Things look so much cooler from up high but I prefer the ground over a 12043804243 story tall biulding anyday.
5. I betchya that coconut was rigged by the monkeys that lived in the palm trees.
6. sure if it is a licensed driver, buckles its seatbelt, and doesn't talk on the cellphone while driving.
7.probably thought a road runner would taste better than a five star restaurant with a mouthwatering steak and a side of steamed brocolli.
BONUS- you get the kind that comes in a box. Its soo much less work. For america's laziness.

Answer 6

1.yes, in a submarine duh!!
2.they have to make a difference in the world
3. Well for slept like a baby, when babies DO sleep, they are so sound. As for the movie question, You are in a movie because the camcorder takes a picture in it, but when you are on tv the people that watch you only see your picture on the screen
4. Well all people don't do that, some people look up at the sky or at the other buildings on the tops
5.He doesnt have enough supplies, and besides it is a fake TV show.....FAKE!!!
6. Yes because the hearse is carrying many people, the corpse, the driver, and the paw-bearers
7.He stole the ACME crap!!! duh!!!


BONUS: You eat all the other food.

Answer 7

1. If a fish can, why couldn't I?
2. More important than a crying fish.
3. I think they mean "Slept like a baby on add meds" but to be politically correct, they leave off the last part. Movie cameras steal your soul and place it onto the screen. TV cameras are like cell phone cameras, they don't count.
4. I've never paid to go up a tall building? I live in the suburbs.
5. He's a scientist, not a mechanic.
6. Only if you put the corpse in the passenger seat.
7. Roadrunner is an endangered species and he only likes roadrunner.

Bonus: Walk to the store.

Answer 8

1.yeaaaah.but why go cry there???
2.a)Assassination is the murder of a political figure or other important individual.an assassin usually has an ideological or political motivation.Other motivations may be money (as in the case of a contract killing), revenge, or as a military operation
b)Murder is the unlawful and intentional killing of a human being by another
3.a)because when the actually sleep,they don't snore!!!
b)because TV has a variety of channels.and because you can sit on a TV.can't do that IN a movie!
4.because you can see more places at once and because you can have a closer look at the chick getting undressed on the 5th floor at the building across the street
5.the show must go on to make more money.if he leaves the island,the show ends.
6.no comment.i can't let you no the secrets of the job
7.they don't deliver food in such places
bonus:that's a tough one.i don't know,order some more???

Answer 9

1) Yes, but you won't see the tears.

2) Just really famous with enough money and drama for the world to gossip over.

3) Babies sleep easily and peacefully cuz they have no stress; just hungry tummies.

-TV happens all the time. A movie is a one-time thing.

4) Cuz people are stupid and they actually pay for that stuff.

5) Old movies & shows are well-known for mistakes and blips.

6) Haha...he can drive halfway in between the carpool lane and the furthest left lane!

7) He wanted a roadrunner, specifically. The roadrunner is New Mexico's state bird. He wouldn't have been able to eat it in a restaurant cuz it's illegal to kill there.

BONUS: Cook pasta?

Answer 10

1 Only on a bad day.
2 Important enough for people to love and hate'em.
3 Back in the day babies didn't look forward to waking up.
The "big screen" isn't a TV.
4 They're tourists, leav'em a loner.
5 Then what fun will it be?
6 Only if there's two corpse.
7 It wouldn't be funny seeing him blow him self up.
* When in dought, bring out istant made.