Blonde Celebration
One day a man was working in a bar and five blondes came in and ordered ten bottles of champagne. They sat down at a table then three more blondes came in.
The eight blondes started up a chant, cheering loudly, "54 days, 54 days, 54 days!"
Soon, two more blondes came in carrying a framed child's Mickey Mouse jigsaw puzzle. Now the blondes started chanting even louder as they poured the champagne and had a huge celebration.
Finally, dying of curiosity, the bartender walked over and asked what exactly they were celebrating for. "We have just proven that all blondes aren't dumb. The side of this jigsaws box says 2 to 4 years but we completed it in just 54 days!"
2007-03-22 10:07:57 · 23 answers · asked by nanners 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
*cricket* *cricket* Gee, that was SO d*mn funny i totally forgot to laugh.
2007-03-22 10:19:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
how do you kill a blonde?
by putting a scratch in sniff at the bottom of a pool
49 blondes and a brunette were trapped on island
as a helicopter came to save them all the blondes and the brunette hung on to the ladder then the pilot sais qiuck this helicopter is going down one of you have to get off then the brunette sais i will get off and save all your lives the blondes were touched by this they started clapping and all of them fell off of the ladder
a blonde walks into the stupid club the coach sais srry no professanails
a blonde a brunette jump off a builing who would land first?
the brunette because the blonde would have to ask for directions
2007-03-22 10:19:00 · answer #2 · answered by the irate blamer 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Professanail
2017-01-19 04:18:16 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao! I was so not expecting that at all when I clicked on the link.. OmG.. My tears fell... 54 days.. Lmao! I didn't see the end coming.. That completely cracked me up.. My day was horrid.. You just made my day.. Thank you.. Lmao!
2007-03-22 10:46:09 · answer #4 · answered by Shadow Song 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! That's hilarious! Thanks for the laugh! So they thought that "2-4 years" meant that's how long it would take!! No wonder they were so proud... completing a puzzle meant for pre-schoolers in a mere 54 days!
How's this one?:
"The police is impossible to reach!" says one who's not exactly the brightest crayon in the box. "There's no '11' button on the telephone!"
Not as good as yours, though :).
2007-03-22 10:13:16 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ Mischa S. ♥ 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Funny! Ha Ha! 10/10!
2007-03-22 11:04:56 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad,. they would have done it more quickly but the sun kept getting in their eyes, whoops no that was their hair, 8/10
2007-03-22 16:13:11 · answer #7 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! that was sooo funny. My sister, who is blond, always told me blond jokes. That was great!
2007-03-22 11:02:18 · answer #8 · answered by A 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2007-03-22 11:01:39 · answer #9 · answered by Tigers Gal! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
do you know the people in this story or is it one of you own creation?
2007-03-22 10:12:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋