> >The seven dwarfs go to the Vatican, and because they are the seven dwarfs,
> >they are ushered in to see the Pope. Grumpy leads the pack.
> >"Grumpy, my son," says the Pope, "what can I do for you?"
> >Grumpy asks, "Excuse me your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in
> >Rome?"
> >
> >The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment and
> >answers, "No, Grumpy, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome."
> >
> >In the background, a few of the dwarfs start giggling.
> >Grumpy turns around and glares, silencing them. Grumpy turns back, "Your
> >Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe?
> >
> >The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and then answers,
> >"No, Grumpy, there are no dwarf nuns in Europe" This time, all of the other
> >dwarfs burst into laughter. Once again, Grumpy turns around and silences
> >them
> >with an angry glare.
> >Grumpy turns back and says, "Mr. Pope! Are there ANY dwarf nuns anywhere in
> >the world?"
> >
> >The Pope, really confused by the questions says,
> >"I'm sorry, my son, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world."
> >The other dwarfs collapse into a heap, rolling and laughing, pounding
> >the floor, tears rolling down their cheeks, as they begin canting....
> >
> >"Grumpy shagged a penguin! Grumpy shagged a penguin!"
2007-03-22 09:36:10 · 20 answers · asked by dididdleydihi 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
excellent joke.....and I thought Snow White had all areas covered !!!!! 250 points to you..............
2007-03-22 09:44:38 · answer #1 · answered by jc 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
8/10
2007-03-22 09:41:16 · answer #2 · answered by urmomrulez 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought Grumpys tone was a little too short for the Pope.
2007-03-22 15:58:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-03-22 10:57:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's snow whites favorite drink?
7-UP
When the dwarfs numbers dwindles from 20 down to 8 everyone suspected Hungry!
Snow white was feeling sleepy...........The lucky Dwarf
2007-03-22 09:47:32 · answer #5 · answered by jabelite 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! Ha Ha! 8/10.
2007-03-22 11:06:31 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one, the old ones are the best
2007-03-22 11:38:13 · answer #7 · answered by Jules 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He was lucky to get anything from anythinganyone ...He's a real grump
2007-03-22 09:46:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it ages ago .had to read it all as i had forgot the punchline still FAH
2007-03-22 10:02:29 · answer #9 · answered by dunrockin404 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao!!
2007-03-22 10:02:33 · answer #10 · answered by Fabo Chikk 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋