I am a beneficent being. I will answer all your prayers (the answer will be either: Yes, No, or Wait).
Come my children.
2007-03-22 09:18:54 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Godzilla:
Flattery is a sin. In this case, I'm prepared to forgive you though. *g*
2007-03-22 09:28:44 · update #1
Rofl! I'm in. I'd have joined when you were level 1 had you asked. (Just because nature didn't bless me with the awesome mind that you possess, doesn't mean I can't appreciate it.)
Congrats!
Edit: Well, you said you're beneficent :)
2007-03-22 09:27:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oooooooooh! Ooooooooooh!
=0)
2007-03-22 09:24:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What are your policies on sins, treatment of heathens, pointless ceremony and holidays?
Of course I'll sign up anyway if you can teach me how to get to level 7 without being banned unjustly by rampaging christians (what happened to my previous incarnation, who was level 5 at the time).
2007-03-22 23:11:22 · answer #3 · answered by Nihilist Templar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Congratulations on reaching level 7, J.P.!
2007-03-22 09:34:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Will you help your followers get to Level 7 too? I'm only at Level 4.
2007-03-22 09:23:39 · answer #5 · answered by Kharm 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I convert to the Church of J.P. will you join the Fellowship of the Lamb, as one of my disciples?
2007-03-22 11:21:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Oof! I liked you better before. Now you're a little scary!
2007-03-22 09:48:01 · answer #7 · answered by skepsis 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, I would sure join the Church of Jesus - Penguinite!
2007-03-22 09:21:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Umm... Congrats. I'll join as long as there is no membership fee.
2007-03-22 09:21:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I convert.
2007-03-22 09:40:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋